On top of that, the name sounds dangerously close to “prison love” but that’s not really a selling point, so forget I said that. I did my own research, being a citizen of the Information Age, and discovered that according to the World Wide Web, the specs are as follows: length – 8 ft. 1 in.; width – 25.50 in.; vol. – 52.00 gal.; weight – 33.00 lbs.; cockpit – 34.00 by 18.00; capacity – 90 to 200 lbs.; material – HTP; 1st yr. – n/a; last yr. – n/a. The most important part is this though: Main use: playboat Dude, how could you not buy your own watercraft whose main use is “playboat?” I don’t have any idea what that means, but just reading it feels kinda bitchin! In point of fact, here’s what the manufacturer would have you believe: This Liquid-Utility-Vehicle is the ultimate in whitewater performance, maximum comfort and rad lines. This lightweight play hound has great stability on the flats and awesome control in the vertical world. Custom tailored features like the chine groove, planning hull width and bow & stern keels for play hogs like you. Engage the low volume ends for hesitation-free wheels and spark up the flat bottom for spin-mania. Bow and stern keel lines provide great tracking when moving from one play spot to the next. Superior comfort and an ergonomic fit for medium to large sized paddlers with large. It comes with super groovy, custom foam outfitting. Of course the LUV is made with HTP, which spins faster, rock wheels without grindage and reacts at your command. Stiff, durable, it rules. Awesome control in the vertical world? Spin-mania? Rock wheels without grindage?? How can you pass this up??? I don’t actually know if this one comes with the hesitation-free wheels because I don’t see any wheels. Come to think of it, I’ve never seen a kayak with wheels, but if you get the right wheels for it, they will apparently be hesitation-free and how hard would that rock, dude? I’m a little frightened to know what the “large sized paddlers with large” are going to do with this boat, so I’m not gonna ask. What happens in the Prijon stays in the Prijon, as far as I’m concerned. Any which way, shoot the rapids, sit in it in the middle of your living room floor, or just drive around with it on the roof of your Volkswagen to make people think you’re cool but get on over here and buy this dumb thing for three hundred bucks. It’s totally awesome!