by Vincent Payne | Nov 22, 2008 | Humor
Dave’s International Scale of River Difficulty Class I; Easy Fast moving water with riffles and small waves. Swimming is pleasant, shore is easily reached. Almost all gear and equipment is recovered. Boat is slightly scratched. Class II; Novice Straightforward...
by Vincent Payne | Dec 28, 2008 | River Access
Paddler/writer William Nealy observed that people spend more time driving to and from rivers than they spend paddling rivers. He spoofed this with a cartoon promoting a bumper sticker for boaters that read “I’d rather be driving”. Funny as that is,...
by Vincent Payne | Nov 21, 2008 | Humor
Once on the river the kids with the sit on tops complained a bit about the self bailing feature of their boats. To their credit the complaints soon ceased. I personally prefer to hear complaining to pathetic sobbing. People really do turn blue when they get...
by Vincent Payne | Dec 28, 2008 | Humor
by Moncrief P. Schinsnauzer — Dissociative Press— Granny’s Gap, Ga. — August 6-7, 2005. They Stole My Paddles”It was one of the most depraved exhibitions of hostility I have ever witnessed,” said new GCA member,. Moncrief P. Schinsnauzer, of an...
by Vincent Payne | Nov 21, 2008 | River Access
Thank you for bringing this to our attention. I hope this is successful in helping more people enjoy Stone Mountain Park. ...
