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| Written by Vincent Payne |
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Are
you like me, always on the look out for some new paddling gear that
won’t eviscerate the budget. Do you need a really functional dry
box to store your essentials while paddling so that your stuff is dry
when you need it. Then you will be pleased to learn about the “Gatlin
Box”. The
“Gatlin Box” is named after that famed paddler, William Gatling
whose best idea to date was to marry Xan. As they say in the country,
Even a blind hog will find an acorn some times. But that’s another
story for another day. William’s
second best idea was the Gatlin Box. It is effective at keeping
important stuff dry when you are traveling by canoe or kayak and even
during your occasional out of boat experiences. The boxes are clear
so you can see at a glance what is inside and where it is thus
enabling you to retrieve objects quickly and efficiently. You
can get one for very few coins and unlike the Gatling Gun you are not
required to pay for a background check, submit to finger printing or
purchase a costly federal permit. To
further promote cheapness, I will walk you through the manufacture of
your very own Gatlin Box. Peanuts and mixed nuts are often sold in
small square containers that are clear, strong and have screw on
lids. These boxes are 7.5x5x4.5 and contain about two and a half
pounds of nuts. Begin by purchasing or borrowing a box of nuts.
Eat the nuts or dump them on the floor. The box must be empty.
If you are picky you can wash and rinse the box out. If you are
really picky you can remove the label. Now
cut about two feet of small cord and tie a loop tightly around the
neck of the container. The cord is used to secure the container in
your boat. Keep it long enough to do that job without being long
enough to entangle yourself. I have an obsession with
carabiners so I tied a small one to the loose end of the cord which
allows me to quickly clip the box onto my boat and remove it just as
quick. Remember how difficult knots can be in small cord
especially once the cord is wet and when you are cold. Now
you must select the key items that you need to carry. This is the fun
part. I have a small first aid kit, a space blanket, a pair of latex
gloves, half a camp towel, six large wire ties, a flat pack of duct
tape, a can of tuna fish, some antiseptic wipes, individual packets
of Tylenol and Advil, a small multi tool with a flashlight,
waterproof and regular matches, a fat candle, a sunblock packet, a
big carabiner, and a roll of toilet paper. There are probably a few
other items but this list the bulk of it. The
trick is to fit everything into this Gatlin Box. What doesn’t fit
gets left behind so you find yourself thinking about what is
essential and what is nice to have. Remember that you only need
enough of anything for one trip. You can resupply your box before
your next trip. For instance most of us won’t need an entire roll
of Charmin for a day trip but one of those little rolls of camp
tissue may be just the ticket.
You can also put
your lunch in a Gatlin Box. Wet sandwiches are not cool. It is
rumored that a Gatlin Box will keep your food from smelling of wet
polypro booties like the inside of your kayak. When placed
safely in a Gatlin Box, your childish juice drink won’t get
squashed or the straw get misplaced. Now what did we spend. The box is a container that would have been tossed after the nuts were eaten so let’s call that FREE. I already own several miles of small cord left over from various projects like tying in airbags so let’s call that FREE. The small carabiner came on a spray bottle of Deep Woods Off so let’s figure that to be FREE! So free plus free plus free, carry the one, wow, that’s zero coins. Free is good. The Gatlin Box is good. Life is good. SYOTR
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Now
you must select the key items that you need to carry. This is the fun
part. I have a small first aid kit, a space blanket, a pair of latex
gloves, half a camp towel, six large wire ties, a flat pack of duct
tape, a can of tuna fish, some antiseptic wipes, individual packets
of Tylenol and Advil, a small multi tool with a flashlight,
waterproof and regular matches, a fat candle, a sunblock packet, a
big carabiner, and a roll of toilet paper. There are probably a few
other items but this list the bulk of it. 





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