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Why Paddling Is Better Than Sex  18. You don't have to sneak your paddling magazines into the house.  17. If you are having trouble with paddling, it's perfectly acceptable to pay a professional to show you how to improve your technique.  16. The 10 commandments don't say anything about paddling.  15. If your partner takes pictures or videotapes of you paddling you don't have to worry about them showing up on the internet when you become famous.  14. Your paddling partner won't keep asking questions about other partners you've paddled with.  13. It's perfectly respectable to paddling with a total stranger.  12. When you see a really good paddler, you don't have to feel guilty about imagining the two of you paddling together  11. If your regular paddling partner isn't available, he/she won't object if you paddle with someone else.  10. Nobody will ever tell you that you will go blind if you paddle by yourself.
 9. When dealing with a paddling pro, you never have to wonder if they are really an undercover cop.  8. You don't have to go to a sleazy shop in a seedy neighborhood to buy paddling stuff.  7. You can have a paddling calendar on your wall at the office, tell paddling jokes and invite coworkers to paddle with you without getting sued for harassment.  6. There is no such thing as a paddling transmitted disease.  5. If you want to watch paddling on television, you don't have to subscribe to a premium channel.  4. Nobody expects you to promise to paddle with just one partner for the rest of your life.  3. Nobody expects you to give up paddling if your partner loses interest in the sport.  2. You don't have to be a newlywed to plan a vacation for the enjoyment of paddling.  1. Your paddling partner will never say, "What? We just paddled last week! Is that all you ever think about?" |
| Last Updated ( Thursday, 20 November 2008 11:26 ) |
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